theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
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Post by theant on Mar 5, 2009 22:21:46 GMT -5
Being Head of Security, I see it as my responsibility to establish a Prison here in the heart of ShinRa, the Gold Saucer.
Although most of us can claim to be civilised and law-abiding, we sometimes find ourselves pushing the boundaries (set by myself).
We do see wild accusations made (bearing false witness) and a lot of littering going on these days.
Thus, whether ye be a janitor, you may be subject to a few days of imprisonment and rehabilitation so as to make u a better shinrarian (lol).
First in the prison is ethan who so boldly dared to accuse me and speak evil of me.
Unknown gets double punishment for throwing pies around.
*SLAM*
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Post by Unknown on Mar 5, 2009 22:54:21 GMT -5
You're fired!!!
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
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Post by theant on Mar 5, 2009 22:59:23 GMT -5
triple punishment for attempted firing  transfered to max security cell. |
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Post by Unknown on Mar 5, 2009 23:04:57 GMT -5
I fire you FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 5, 2009 23:07:22 GMT -5
rehab phase 1: learn humility.
u will be assigned the role for a week.
enjoy.
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Post by Unknown on Mar 5, 2009 23:13:39 GMT -5
I FIRE YOU!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!?!??!!!!!!  ?! |
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Post by Varn on Mar 6, 2009 13:24:03 GMT -5
i was justly put in this prison. i made wild accusations. i only speak the truth. thats my story and i'm sticking to it.
*tries the door and realizes it was locked, walks out and hits his head on bars*
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Post by jkreepy on Mar 8, 2009 23:31:03 GMT -5
ShinRa prison??? i check back in for 2 seconds and there's a SHINRA PRISON??? i'd better watch myself then.
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Post by Unknown on Mar 9, 2009 15:11:49 GMT -5
Ah, it's good to be a mod!
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 11, 2009 20:58:17 GMT -5
UNKNOWN!!! u irritating person. Ima edit it right back! ethan it was locked, u merely walked into the bars but dreamt u walked out mr. jkreep, Im sure u wont ever be in. phase 2: learn not to abuse mod powers -no more pie for a month! |
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 13, 2009 7:06:39 GMT -5
I give up. I shall now torture varn.
/action pies varn!! =P
we need more people to put in prison!
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Post by Varn on Mar 13, 2009 18:06:53 GMT -5
hey what did i do. its not my fault i grab the key out of your pocket when you weren't looking. i left a hologram of me so you thought i was still in there. hehe *mmm i love pie* |
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Post by Unknown on Mar 13, 2009 22:00:33 GMT -5
Ethan is freed as well, for liking pie!
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 16, 2009 3:21:39 GMT -5
grr... what an un-fun prison!
who's next! ;D
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Post by Varn on Mar 16, 2009 14:18:25 GMT -5
thanks Unknown. want to go have a pie on me in the lounge. |
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 17, 2009 1:42:13 GMT -5
shall we put cesar in?? he has not posted his gear as demanded! |
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Post by jkreepy on Mar 17, 2009 4:55:29 GMT -5
it's true, ceaser, you should post your gear, it really helps. but to put the dude in jail for it??? theant, you are a madwoman!
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Post by Unknown on Mar 17, 2009 12:14:01 GMT -5
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Post by Varn on Mar 17, 2009 12:22:12 GMT -5
harsh punishment
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Post by Unknown on Mar 17, 2009 13:02:44 GMT -5
Very harsh.
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Post by jkreepy on Mar 17, 2009 15:33:59 GMT -5
i don't want to ban theant, she's a valuable part of the ShinRa Corporation.
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Post by Unknown on Mar 18, 2009 0:41:08 GMT -5
I know.
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 18, 2009 1:19:14 GMT -5
yes. law must be strictly enforced in shinra! jail him jail him!! |
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Post by jkreepy on Mar 18, 2009 3:52:11 GMT -5
so who's the ShinRa appointed lawyer in this case?
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theant
Mako Reacter Manager
Head of Security
Posts: 593
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Post by theant on Mar 18, 2009 11:42:33 GMT -5
he shall defend himself! |
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Post by Unknown on Mar 18, 2009 12:38:32 GMT -5
Who what when where how why???  |
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Post by Varn on Mar 18, 2009 14:14:32 GMT -5
very strictly enforced, i see. maybe even too strict. |
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Post by jkreepy on Mar 18, 2009 15:21:04 GMT -5
it's ok. this prison is easily escape able because the ants chewed through the walls....
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Post by Unknown on Mar 18, 2009 15:30:16 GMT -5
Yep, I put pie all over the walls, and they couldn't resist.
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Post by jkreepy on Mar 18, 2009 15:35:06 GMT -5
hahahaha.......good thinking......but don't tell theant.
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