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Post by Varn on May 2, 2011 12:20:42 GMT -5
thats good advise there unknown.
i usually cover myself with raid and have no problem with her minions. its the stinging that i can't stand. a layer of skin is still growing back.
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Post by theant on May 3, 2011 7:40:41 GMT -5
muahahhaa! See how efficient my ant minions are I hope everyone's back in their cells! I don't want to take more drastic measures! *struts along the cells, smacking the baton into my palm* Hmm.... Cell #3 appears to be empty! Prisoner #0003 BRECHEYE! Report at once! *an echo bounces off the prison walls* GAH! It's physical training for everyone because u have failed to return as a whole! 10 rounds around the track, unknown! 100 push-ups varn! And 50 burpees for torra! GET A MOVE ON! NOW! *smacks varn's behind* =P
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Post by Varn on May 5, 2011 16:54:33 GMT -5
ya man, i hate push ups. *stands in the corner of cell in refusal to do them but he gets right to it when the ants start to bite* OUCH!
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Post by Varn on Aug 20, 2011 14:47:55 GMT -5
*looks about the cells and makes sure Ant isn't back yet*
sits in the corner making a makeshift key out of rocks and bones.
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Post by jkreepy on Sept 6, 2011 0:18:57 GMT -5
I wonder if Ant knows about the lifestream under the cot in cell #3423? If not, she needs to do something about that. One could get lost in there for years!
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Post by Varn on Sept 6, 2011 21:41:07 GMT -5
maybe thats what happened to Unknown and theant herself.
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Post by Unknown on Sept 8, 2011 21:53:50 GMT -5
No, I was just visiting my unknown house in the unknown land on the unknown planet in the unknown galaxy. To make sure the pie factory is being maintained in my absence, of course. I'm not sure where Ant is, though!
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Post by Varn on Sept 9, 2011 12:09:58 GMT -5
she is probably off getting more prisoners
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Post by Unknown on Sept 9, 2011 12:17:45 GMT -5
I assume so.
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Post by Varn on Sept 10, 2011 0:02:31 GMT -5
she's got to fill it up b/c it was getting kinda lonely around here. *slides a mud pie over to unknowns cell*
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Sept 16, 2011 5:50:53 GMT -5
*off in the corner, a pink blanket sits in the shape of a sitting wood elf with only bare toes showing*
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Post by jkreepy on Oct 3, 2011 1:57:15 GMT -5
I'd say in Ant's absence, we turn this prison into something fun...like a death ray.
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Sept 22, 2012 21:53:28 GMT -5
So who is incarcerated now? Me?!
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Post by Varn on Sept 26, 2012 0:04:06 GMT -5
you have always been DS you just never knew it till now. Ant is always working under our feet trying to get us with her minions.
*Varn waves from his cell in the corner*
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Sept 29, 2012 3:07:52 GMT -5
Mind passing me shiv? I'm a good mortar scraper
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Post by jkreepy on Sept 30, 2012 0:20:53 GMT -5
*wakes up from long nap* theAnt needs to come back here with the key's and let us out of here. i've been living on bread and water. we can't run ShinRa stuck in these cages.
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Post by Varn on Oct 18, 2012 21:49:15 GMT -5
what!!! she gave you bread and water
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Post by jkreepy on Oct 20, 2012 6:24:39 GMT -5
No, it's the bread I made from the wheat and yeast i have grown in my cell. yes, it's been that long....this place is like my second home.....the water....you don't wanna know how i got that.
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Post by Unknown on Feb 12, 2013 0:11:17 GMT -5
*blink*
Huh...? Is...is that...sunlight?! Finally, the walls have started to come down! Freedom! ;D
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Post by torra on Feb 25, 2013 8:18:15 GMT -5
*holding her hand up to block out the sunlight, Torra is STILL wondering what the heck a "burpee" is and how much trouble will she be in for not doing them?* Look, I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar...and now, I'm seeing sunlight for the first time in TWO YEARS!!! DANG! You people here at ShinRa are HARSH!! *Decides that sugar really IS bad for you as she scrabbles over the crumbled wall*
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Post by Unknown on Feb 25, 2013 23:13:29 GMT -5
"That's right!" Unknown yells after the fleeing Torra, "This was all just to convince you that sugar is bad for you. Success!"
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