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Post by Varn on Apr 2, 2009 12:25:02 GMT -5
5 sentences!!! i'd rather be in prison. ok here it goes. 1. Shinra corporation is a good clan to join. (escpecially with the clan power of quick) 2. Shinra corporation has a good president that has "rule the world" on his mind. 3. Shinra corporation has a way better stock option than microsoft. 4. Shinra corporation is very helpful and generous. 5. Shinra corporation has helped me be a better person. (thx to ant
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Post by theant on Apr 3, 2009 3:12:01 GMT -5
well done! nice, especially the last one ;D
REHAB PHASE 2: Use these skills u've picked up on designing a clan adv (:
If u manage to recruit one person through that then u are FREEEEEE!!!
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Post by Varn on Apr 3, 2009 10:09:22 GMT -5
well i haven't made my own ad but i have commented on most of them.
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Post by jkreepy on Apr 4, 2009 1:46:05 GMT -5
well, you better get started on it!
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Post by Unknown on Apr 5, 2009 21:20:45 GMT -5
Make a clan ad or Ant will eat you!
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Post by theant on Apr 6, 2009 1:25:44 GMT -5
no one seems to have read THIS: ethan... show us what u've learnt from the dictionary! Speak 5 sentences of compliments for ShinRa (: All right mr. president! ---- Trial Commends ---- Mr. Jkreepy, President of ShinRa Corporation, you have been charged with littering. Evidence is as follows: so many laws........:drops a crumpled candy wrapper on the ground: Proposed sentence is 100 million marks fine. This is considered very lenient considering it appears to be an act of rebellion against "so many laws". Moreover, you are in denial of the fact that you have commited a crime as seen from: i'm a law abiding citizen....i swear! Therefore, to plead guilty would be your best defence. Do YOU plead guilty? If not, Lawyer Unknown has 5 minutes to defend you. ethan u MUST make ur own ad.
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Post by Varn on Apr 6, 2009 14:11:27 GMT -5
ok ok i will get on it.
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Post by jkreepy on Apr 6, 2009 20:04:43 GMT -5
that's all circumstantial evidence. that will never hold in court. i plead NOT GUILTY!
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Post by theant on Apr 7, 2009 0:26:31 GMT -5
well your lawyer seems reluctant to defend you... must be how overwhelming the evidence is.
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Post by Unknown on Apr 13, 2009 13:02:28 GMT -5
*opens suitcase and grabs a few papers.*
*clears his throat*
Jkreepy is the president. And as the head of ShinRa, he can litter.
Besides, the 100 million marks would go to ShinRa's funds, which Jkreepy has full access to.
*puts papers back and closes the suitcase*
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Post by Varn on Apr 13, 2009 14:37:15 GMT -5
OH take that!!!
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Post by jkreepy on Apr 14, 2009 23:22:13 GMT -5
LLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLL!
That's what I'm talkin about, Unknown!!!!!!!
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Post by Unknown on Apr 16, 2009 8:54:21 GMT -5
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Post by jkreepy on Apr 16, 2009 18:52:18 GMT -5
I did pay that 200 mil marks. you're doing a fine job lawyering.
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Post by Unknown on Apr 16, 2009 21:18:14 GMT -5
Yea, too bad I spent it all on pie... Wait, that's not a bad thing, what am I talking about??
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Post by Varn on Apr 17, 2009 12:09:49 GMT -5
hey pass some pie over here. i'm getting too skiny.
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Post by Unknown on Apr 17, 2009 12:34:15 GMT -5
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Post by Varn on Apr 17, 2009 14:52:27 GMT -5
wow those are some good pies unknown. that was definitely money well spent.
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Post by Unknown on Apr 17, 2009 15:43:35 GMT -5
You spent money on them???
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Post by Varn on Apr 17, 2009 16:42:31 GMT -5
no you did.
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Post by Unknown on Apr 17, 2009 21:10:49 GMT -5
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Post by Varn on Apr 20, 2009 12:02:54 GMT -5
Yea, too bad I spent it all on pie... Wait, that's not a bad thing, what am I talking about?? see you said it.
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Post by jkreepy on Apr 20, 2009 15:04:00 GMT -5
prison break!!! where's ant to control this situation??
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Post by Unknown on Apr 20, 2009 15:52:14 GMT -5
Oh. I guess I did.
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Post by Varn on Apr 20, 2009 16:44:57 GMT -5
who broke out or is it because unknown didn't realize he lying.
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Post by Unknown on Apr 20, 2009 17:21:11 GMT -5
Or maybe it's pie.
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Post by theant on Apr 21, 2009 4:12:06 GMT -5
*opens suitcase and grabs a few papers.* *clears his throat* Jkreepy is the president. And as the head of ShinRa, he can litter. Besides, the 100 million marks would go to ShinRa's funds, which Jkreepy has full access to. *puts papers back and closes the suitcase* But the head of ShinRa must lead by example. If he is allowed to litter, everyone (except me of course) will start to litter as well and this would be a lawless situation! Moreover, the 100 million marks will go to my prison funds and be used for rehab phases. I now decide to put this lawyer in prison for misuse of DC marks in the purchase of PIE! Isnt it a better cause to donate it to the prison funds? tsk. and since unknown is in jail, jkreep has no one to defend him and the fine of 100 million is thus imposed on him. Send to TheAnt! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! And congrats varn for getting out of jail. Maybe I should put u in so that u'll start running again... Those 88 pies u ate made u FAT! *considers...* WHO MISSED ME!! ;D
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Post by Varn on Apr 21, 2009 12:16:32 GMT -5
i was wondering where you went
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Post by jkreepy on Apr 21, 2009 22:43:11 GMT -5
me too. you were missed!
: pours some gas on the floor :
where you been?
:lights a match:
how are you these days?.....oh, consider this a memo.
:burns the Prison:
Sforce! We need him to sweep this mess under the rug......
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Post by Unknown on Apr 21, 2009 22:56:30 GMT -5
Yea, where is he??
*is on fire*
You forgot to free me first!
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