Why you're going to hire me

[suprjen]

I know where the president sleeps at night.

Also, I am experienced in advising people to do things. Sometimes it even works. I have an in-depth knowledge of ShinRa's inner workings already .

Combat-wise, I trained under the Turks and am completely resistant to all forms of the hadouken.

I think these qualities make me the perfect choice to be ShinRa's attorney at law.

-SuprJen, antiheroine to the unfeeling masses

(PS: NWO!)

[jkreepy]

that is quite the application! ShinRa Corporation always needs legal advice in their on-going campaign for greatness.

as for the sephiroth incident, we don't talk about that. according to shinra records, that didn't happen.

[Unknown]

sephiroth incident?

[vynfyre]

oh unknown, you are so naive and innocent

[jkreepy]

yeah, like i said.....it didn't happen....

[SForce]

Mr. President, is this the first lady!? Sorry for my stupidity if I am wrong

[jkreepy]

well, you are. it's my cousin. you should be sorry for stupidity.

[SForce]

I am very sorry. I was close with the family reference though! hahaha

[jkreepy]

it's all good. no worries.